Poor Kid

That's just too bad! Breaks my heart.

Weird Christmas Moment

This is the most uncomfortable Christmas pairing I've ever seen! Bowie and Bing? I often want to sit in on the creative meetings where they come up with these ideas. The history of this song is funny and interesting. The 'peace on earth' bit was written right then and there because Bowie thought the song was lame. Niiice. I totally agree with Bowie. Little Drummer Boy is my least favorite Christmas song.

Be sure to check out the remake, too. It's delightful.

Friends on Friday

Sorry this was late! I kind of forgot it was Friday. I know - I'm 14 and I'm and idiot.

Rudolph the Regular Reindeer

Nothin' special here but another funny claymation vid.

Holiday Mash-Up of Awesomeness

I love this so much it hurts.

Bad Santa

Santaaaaaaaaaa you naughty old fart!

Quarter of a Century

Hello!! I know. I've neglected you and I'm sorry. I've been... busy.

Ryan understands. Don't you Ryan?

He just gets me. Have a great weekend my darlings and come to my party if you're in town!

• I'd totally go out with this guy. What a charmer!

• Oh, kitty. Oh, kitty. Don't die.

• Further proof that this girl is an idiot. Role model for 8-year-olds much? I can't handle her. 

• This kid has big dreams and high hopes for his life. And he's documenting it.

• I dedicate this video to myself.

• Wanna get me a bday gift? This is the only thing I want. I'm serious. One in every color please.

Friends on Friday

Ha haha ... fetus. (HB to me!)

I need this vaccine

...because sometimes I rock leggings as pants - that's it. Sometimes. Ok fine. I'm a victim of this horrible sickness. Sheesh! Quit yelling at me!

The future of video games

I'm definitely getting this game. Just kidding, I already have it. Just kidding, I invented it. Just kidding just kidding just kidding kidding kidding.

Friends on Friday

Happy Shopping

It's Black Friday! Honestly, I've only ever been shopping on this day once. It was miserable and crowded. I don't see the appeal. But for those of you who love it - Enjoy!

Blizzard 2010 Afterparty

I'm a creeper and I pulled this off of someone's facebook page... But it was so funny that I had to!

Friends on Friday

Hand twin!

Seating Chart

Love this:

Happy Thanksgiving in space

Also... HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my sweet dad who sometimes looks at this blog. Thanks for all that you do! You are such a great man and I just love you like crazy. I dedicate this video to you!

Harry is Daniel

Pretty sure this was the comedy missing from the last installment of Harry Potter. I left the theater the other day feeling depressed and sad from the doom and gloom of HP7a... but now I feel better knowing that it all turns out ok because the real Harry Potter is just chillin' out right now.

The Story of Jonah

This little girl is the cutest thing on the planet! I cannot believe how expressive and eloquent she is! Love this.

Yay

I'mma diggin' the new Girl Talk album, All Day. It makes me miss the summer when we used to go to the drunken Twilight Series concerts at Homeless Man Park - oh, I mean Pioneer Park.

Go listen to it here and download it here. Let me know when we can have a Girl Talk dance party!

B Palin Situation

Seriously? Seriously? This isn't a joke? I don't know what is more awkward, B Palin's weird cabaret dress or the way she nervously rocks back and forth during the whole video! And surprise to us all - The situation can successfully read lines! I'm not gonna lie - the closest I got to watching Jersey Shore was this friggin' clip. So I really have no base to have an opinion on it. And I'm ok with that.

Jazzzzzz

I heart the Jazz! Whoever wants to give me their tickets or take me on a romantic date to a Jazz game is more than welcome to. P.S. I love that they are now strictly using the new old school logo and branding. I approve of this.

This vid is weird but funny.

Friends on Friday

Shanna, you love this one!

I cry for the future

...if children like this will be the big names. I think I'd rather just go hide under a giant rock than wear anything she made thank you very much. First off, where is her mother? Second, why is she talking like that? And lastly, can I smack her? Would that be child abuse?

Can I get this on iTunes?

"Neil Young" covers Willow Smith's Whip My Hair with Bruce Springsteen. And I've gotta say, Neil is looking so young and full of vitality these days!

Holdin' Out

This vid was meant for me, I just know it!

Beiber Roots

Did you ever hear of a young, white, cute, Christian, male making it in America?

Josh, you are a delight

Yay for Joshy's new album that released today - Illuminations. I'm eager to own it. As for this video... All I have to say is: WTFreak is going on? Is this funny or just dumb? I think my love for him clouds my judgment a little bit.

Also...

Josh talks about SLC, baby! Yeah, I was there. Yeah, I own the concert on DVD. Yeah, we can plan a night to watch it and pick out my screams amidst the crowd of adoring old ladies.

Josh in one of my most fav music vids with Ben Folds and Tim and Eric = I fell on the floor the first time I saw it. In love with this one. The awkwardness of it thrills me.

Josh and Michael Buble... I kind of want to smack MB and his kermit voice.

Josh in line for the bizzathroom. So dar.

And finally, Josh mixin' it up with my first love, Sting. Not gonna lie, this one makes my tiny heart race a little bit. p.s. Keith Lockhart from our very own Utah Symphony conducts! How cool is that?

I think I've just proven that I'm a music nerd on a whole different level. Whoops!

What is happening??

I dedicate this post to my peeps at work - every time we have a situation or conversation in real life that weird, bizarre, awkward, or unbelievable, we say "What is happening??" in sort of a sing songy way. Sounds nerdy... and it is. But you'd be surprised how many times a day we are forced to question the validity of our workplace reality!

Today's videos definitely made me say "What is happening??".

Pooteen? Yum.



I don't even know...



Ohhhhh my lanta. This is funny.

Ok this one is funny and then weird and then just plain disturbing.

Friends on Friday

Really, Google? Really?

What is going on here?? Google better check itself before it wrecks itself.

Pie?? What? Don't.

Oh, Tina, you're so eloquent and I love you. And I love Mean Girls.



Also, check out Tina hopped up on gay magic. She kills me!

Radical

Halloween is over...

and I forgot to post this during the Halloween week of goodness. I'm sorry. Don't hate me. Enjoy. It's really quite hilar.



p.s. I really love haunted houses and I am really disappointed I didn't get to go to one this year. Those of you who went without me - you're dead meat.

Joel

Joel McHale schools Kathy Lee and Hoda at their own game: Drinking on national television. Love him!

Mannequin Arm Billiards

Arm safety is important. It really is. Please watch this amazing Jimmy Fallon / Zach Galifianakis vid... It's so so so funny! I loved it.

p.s. Doesn't Zach look awesome with a buzzed head?

Friends on Friday

Me happy

"On my bunk in the Tour Bus, eating Doritos and watching Team America," Tweeted O'Brien. "Me happy."

Coachella or bust

I will go to Coachella next year. Every year I say this, but this year, I really mean it.

Isn't this tilt-shift vid awesome? Yep.

Pretty Cool

Ok, so are you watching the new season of SNL? They have some new cast members and just like every year they try and convince me to love a new generation of people and just like every year - I fight it. I fight hard. For example, one of the new members is a girl named Vanessa Bayer. I know, right? Who the heck is that? I saw her face and knew that she was bad news. And where in the world is my girl Jenny Slate? She can't be fired and gone for forever can she? (Actually, if she has spare time now and wants to continue to make vids like these, I'm ok with it.) Apparently, I'm not good with change. Even dumb TV change that doesn't affect me in the slightest. Oh weeeeeeeeeell.

Anywho, my heart was set at ease after I saw her first starring role in this here skit. And let me tell you... She is amazing. Slightly annoying to the point that I would still smack her if I saw her, but there is some serious goodness here (making fun of Miley Cyrus automatically makes you awesome in my book):



Oh, and guess what I found? This is her in real life (IRL) on an On Demand dating thing. How precious is this?? I really am warming up to her.

Whaaaaaat? That's crazy.

Voting day! I know who I'm voting for.

Toats Adorbz

Loved Me Some Scary Movies

I'm a sensitive girl... I can't handle REALLY scary movies. I seriously get so freaked out, it takes me weeks to recover. BUT, I did love the Halloween movies they used to make when we were kiddies.

Here's my list (in no particular order) of scary movies and movie moments from my childhood. If I missed any that you think should be on this list, please tell me!

• Return to Oz - Are you kidding me? This movie was terrifying! The scene with the heads? Incredibly horrific for little kids.

• Arachnophobia - Of course this is one of the creepiest shows for me. Spiders are the worst! This scene gets me because there are always spiders in my bathroom! Hate it.

• Pee Wee's Big Adventure - Come on, the Large Marge scene? Fareeeaked me out!

• Dumbo - Pink Elephants on Parade is what nightmares are made of.

• Beetlejuice - Two scenes really got to me on this one: When Adam and Barbara do that face thing (I apologize - it's in Spanish, but hey, you get the picture.) and the end where Beetlejuice becomes that striped snakey thing.

• Earnest Scared Stupid - Remember the scene where the monster is lying in bed with the little girl and she doesn't know until she turns around? When I was little, this was SO disturbing to me! For years I would always check my bed before I got in. I couldn't find that particular scene, but here's a good one.

• Watcher in the Woods -This movie really freaked me out when I was little. Thanks, Disney. Thanks a lot. This scene is freaky... and this alternate ending isn't so freaky.

• Neverending Story - The 'nothingness' always a concept that kind of scared me when I was little. Also, the wolf that jumps out of the picture thing... not cool! I found this music video and it's pretty ridiculously awesome.

• Frankenweenie - same kid actor as Neverending Story! This one wasn't so scary as it was awesome.

• Little Monsters - This movies still freaks me out! Howie Mandel does a performance of a lifetime. Also, check out this amazing 80's commercial encouraging kids to call a 900 number! Classic.

• IT - I have no idea why my mother would let me watch this as a child. It still scares me so bad! I can't step on a shower drain or walk by a gutter grate without thinking that Pennywise is in there and he's gonna grab me. Ew. Even still, I get the chills just thinking about it.

Happy Halloween!

Friends on Friday

I feel ya, Pheebs.

Pumpkin Head

Check out these amazing pumpkins by Ray Villafane. Kind of cool to see a professional sculptor have a go at a jack-o-lantern. I want him to do one of my head. That would be magical.

Old School Mash-Up

Pretty awesome:



And while I'm thinking about it, did you ever see the original music video of Pink Floyd's 'Another Brick in the Wall'? It's truly disturbing and I love it.

Look at this pretty girl!

Am I right or am I right? She's a babe.

Oh, but wait... what if we flip the picture right side up....



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Boo!!

What a creeper!

Snickers are gross

and so is this "lady". I saw this for the first time on TV the other day and I was thoroughly frightened.

Harry POOtter

Yes, I'm blogging about Harry Potter. Get over it!!

Aren't these little comics amazing? Good work to Lucy.

Get Candy Get Candy

I sure miss the days of trick-or-treating. Filling my old dingy pillowcase with as much candy as possible... Nothing better! This awesome chart is pretty accurate...

Jerry says it best:

Movie to watch this week:

Zombieland. It's awesome! Michael Cera is not in it, though.

Halloween Week

In honor of this spooky week, I'm going to try and post something Halloween-y or creeperish everyday! Darling, I know.

I really love this older SNL Digital Short. Question - is it ironical that Ellen Page is in this video which centers around dreams and waking up from dreams and wondering what real life is and then a few years later she stars in a movie about dreams and waking up from dreams and wondering what real life is??? Just an observation! What do you think? Either way, enjoy this gem of a vid.



p.s. Did you see this or this? Both good. All related.

Neature is Neat

Aren't these two boys the most precious things you have ever seen?? I just want to have that boy, Lenny Pepperbottom, for my very own. He can teach me the ways of the land n'stuff.

Friends on Friday

Uh oh... I have more in common with Joey than I ever knew. I've lived this moment.

What was that, Kanye?

You say you want to be my boyfriend? Mmmmmmmmmkay! I'm fine with that.

Did you see him on SNL last week? It was magical. One of the best SNL live performances I've ever seen. I'm stoked for his album to dddddddddddrop.

Personal Pizza

I also love when I go to Plates and Palates and get take-out and they throw in extra forks and napkins... like I'm going to share my ginormous serving of pasta! Sad times.

Ummmmmmmm

Am I horrible for thinking this is kind of hilarious?

Exotic Mommy

My friend, Leigh, sent me this and it is amazing! Pretty sure that's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

Abed, sweet Abed

Do you watch Community starring the oh so amazing Joel McHale? Did you watch a couple weeks ago when Abed wasn't really in it? Well, if you weren't watching closely, you probably missed it. Watch this vid and pay attention to what Abed is doing in the background. Pretty awesome.

What can I say?

It's a Pheebs kinda day.

This is funny. Oh, the days of yesteryear when Lisa Kudrow and Andy Dick were on the A-list.


StarWars parody with lisa kudrow

DaveTHeMoVieDuDe | Myspace Video

I know it's not Friday...

...but this is hilarious.

She's really real

I knew it.

My man Conan

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Conan you are a stone cold fox. Marry me. (I'm very excited for his new show... if you couldn't tell.)

I'll catch you, Zac

Why do I love him?? Because he's hot even in the lamest of Disney movies. This vid is pretty stinkin' funny.

Friends on Friday

Brad, even when you make a crusty face, you're dead sexy. Just in case you didn't know, thought I'd tell you.

Why so serious, Your Highness?

Go and tell that!

Remember this video?





Now look at our sweet little Antoine! He's so famous and so well fed these days.

Party for Two

Next weekend, my parents are going out of town. This was the convo:

Mom, "We're leaving for the weekend... NO PARTIES!"

This is funny because Aaron and I don't have parties. Ever. And when we do, we both are of the mindset that it has to be perfect and that's too much pressure and so we just don't. And funny that our mother, who knows that we are not generally the party throwing kind, felt she had to tell us this. I also find it funny that our mom would assume we were on a TV sitcom and that's the first thing kids do when mom and dad go out of town.

Later, Aaron and I were hanging out and I asked him if he was actually going to have a party while they were gone. He responded:

Aaron, "You know we are gonna have a party... A party for two."

Me, incredulous, "Whaaaaaaaaa?"

He then begins to sing the Shania Twain song all animatedly. He stops and seriously states,

"Shania always knows what to say."

I died laughing... classic, Aaron, truly classic.

Incredible

I really wanna meet this dad in real life. He stands outside his house every morning in a different costume and waves to his 15 year old son as he passes by on the bus ride to high school. What a cool guy!

Gimme Pizza

Happy Birthday, Michelle!

I'll ask this only once

Privacy issues

Gimme Gimme

If you love me, you'll get me this for my upcoming birthday.

Friends on Friday

Ross is so sarcasticly amazing!

Boys will be Girls

This is eerily close to reality and kinda embarrassing, am I right, Ladies?

A History of Rap

Jimmy, JT, and the Roots... Great combo! Love this so much!

Ohhhh snap