Quarter of a Century

Hello!! I know. I've neglected you and I'm sorry. I've been... busy.

Ryan understands. Don't you Ryan?

He just gets me. Have a great weekend my darlings and come to my party if you're in town!

• I'd totally go out with this guy. What a charmer!

• Oh, kitty. Oh, kitty. Don't die.

• Further proof that this girl is an idiot. Role model for 8-year-olds much? I can't handle her. 

• This kid has big dreams and high hopes for his life. And he's documenting it.

• I dedicate this video to myself.

• Wanna get me a bday gift? This is the only thing I want. I'm serious. One in every color please.