Wednesday, April 27

Dads: The original hipsters


Isn't this dad so rad? Sportin' the chukkas and a cardi. Please check out this website. It makes me think of my own dad and how hip he was back in the day - rockin' his beautiful red mustache and his beautiful white road bike. I love him.

Friday, April 22

Hold it against me

Ummmmmm this is really funny. Soldiers in Afghanistan made a music video to Britney Spears. I don't know why this amused me so much... but it did. Enjoy.

Friends on Friday

Thursday, April 21

Make Some Noise

My Beastie Boyz are at it again with the release of their new video "Make Some Noise". Too bad they're not in it.

Wednesday, April 20

More Tina

I'm pretty sure Tina is funnier than I am. Pretty darn sure.

The razor sleeps for no one

If Will is successful in getting Conan to shave his beautiful red manbeard, I will go into mourning.

Tuesday, April 19

Bro Make-up Tutorial

I love this boyfriend! What a stud Omar is... to sit down and make a make-up vid with his cute girlfriend. That's love right there.



p.s. LOVE his sound effects!

Wednesday, April 13

2-yr-old Bawler

This kid is so radical - bumpin' to the beat even in his sleep. Love this.

Don't Brush My Hair in Knots

Ugh story of my life! Sing it, little 3 year old girl. She's gonna be famous because she's so relatable.

Tuesday, April 12

Corrections

Did you watch SNL last week? I did and to be honest, it was kind of lame. There was only a couple of skits I thought were ok. This skit was mediocre at best, but the best thing came at the very end when their corrections people listed all the things that the anchors reported inaccurately. HILAR. Aaron and I actually paused it to read them all. Very very funny stuff, people. So watch the skit, then go to the bottom of my post to read the corrections.




President Barack Obama’s middle name is not “Danger.”
First Lady Michelle Obama was born in Illinois, to human parents.
“The first trimester” refers to a stage of pregnancy.
It is not a Tom Clancy novel.
Libya is a country in Africa. It is not part of Saudi Arabia.
Singer Rebecca Black's song “Friday” refers to a day of the week. Not the Chris Tucker movie.
The American flag does not have an eagle on it.
Nor is President Ronald Reagan’s picture on it.
Hawaii is part of America. Hawaiians are not of Arabic descent.
Lil Wayne is a popular hip hop artist.
He has never toured with Wayne Newton.
Nor does Wayne Newton have a dwarf brother.
Apples are not vegetables. They are also not grown in Kenya.
Most scallops are edible and safe when cooked.
“Jai Lai” is a sport played in Florida.
It is not known if the activity is preferred by Mexican drug cartels.
Bruno Mars is an American pop singer. He lives on Earth.
He has never been indicted or convicted of organ trafficking.
Green is a color.
Moamar Quaddaffi is President of the country of Libya.
He has never driven a taxi for a living.
Ronald Reagan did not create the lottery.
Nor did he invent casual Fridays.
Jane Fonda lives in America.
She has never been photographed with Osama Bin Laden.
There is no, nor are there any plans for, a “Six Flags Baghdad.”
The Federal Food Stamp program was not created by Karl Marx.”
Egypt has never had a mummy President.
Your sexuality is not determined by your blood type.
Nor is it determined by your enthusiasm about the songs of Lionel Ritchie.
It is not possible to catch AIDS by having a beard.
The state of Massachusetts has never mandated that Mohammed be put next to Jesus in Christmas nativity scenes.
The sun is not made of “hot gravy.”
It is actually made up of several gasses.
Cell phones do not cause Chlamydia.
Filmmaker Michael Moore has never shut down the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade.
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas never fought in World War II.
Nor was he ever given the “Congressional Medal of Truth.”
There is no such medal as the “Congressional Medal of Truth.”
A baby can only be created by sperm and an egg.
A homosexual cannot create a baby using trickery and the Internet.
Americans landed on the moon in 1969.
This was part of the NASA space program and not to “get away from hippies.”
No one has ever eaten a pizza with their butt.
Former President Bill Clinton had nothing to do with the Rebecca Black video “Friday.”

Monday, April 11

-ish

Ok, I know this is a risky post BUT... it brought me so much joy today that it would be a crying shame not to share it. Please forgive the vulgarity. (Thanks, Michelle!)

Saturday, April 9

Mr. Write

What the...

A skit from Portlandia that really makes no sense to me. What the hot husband??

Thursday, April 7

Karate Kid

We need to talk

So you know how much I love my readers (you)? I love you a lot. And I hope you enjoy this little blog I've been running. I do it for you.

Can I be frank? I need more from you. I need a little reciprocation so I can feel like this relationship we have is going somewhere... And I get it. I get that it's hard to 'follow' me. I've considered even bribing you with free stuff to get you to make yourselves known. But me and you are better than that. What we have is deeper than that.

So I've come up with a solution. Ready? Instead of publicly following me (or even commenting (I love any and all comments, btw. Keep on comin' on.)), all you have to do is give me feedback. How, you ask? You can do it in one of two ways: Rate my blog post by giving it 1-5 stars AND/OR check the box of how you felt about that specific post. It will look like this at the bottom of each post:


See how accommodating I am? You're lucky to have me.

Tuesday, April 5

Lock Jaw

This frightens me.

Sad Stuff

Check out this blog that collects pictures of sad things found on the street. It's kind of random and depressing but a funny idea for a blog, I think

Monday, April 4

Kitten Couture

I dedicate this to Aaron and BLee. It sums up their existence pretty nicely.

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