Somewhere Between Black & White...

is love... and stuff.

I cannot wait for this movie to come out! Instant classic, I'm sure. Got MLK?

Brad Pitt Eating

I could [and have] watch[ed] this all day long.

My girls

J Biebs is my stalker

Weird that J Biebs is more obsessed with me than I am with him! Check out his love confessional to me.... It's just too bad that I have moral issues with cradle robbing. Dang those morals!

All for love #sting

I don't know why, but it seems that everywhere I turn lately, I can't seem to get away from The 3 Musketeers. Have you seen the new movie? Terrible. To wash the bad taste from my mouth, I watched the old version - you know - the one with Jack Bauer. I was reminded why it's so much cooler than the new one: it had a music video/song made just for it! The best part about it? Sting. Yep. STING. Babe-a-lish.

Best parts of the video?

• Rod Stewart is gross. Always has been, always will be.

• I think Bryan and Rod have a man-crush on each other. What's with all the touching?

• What is with the dinner scene with the wenches and the wine?? Awkward. 

• Sting's general attitude - his disdain for the whole situation. A paycheck is a paycheck, right? Watch for the part (at about 4:05) where Bryan Adams gets totally denied by Sting. He's so freakin' cool.

Brandon Flowers is a Mormon

... And it is darling. I love him more than ever. Thanks Asian Marcus.

Cold Coffee

...Derek Zoolander's new signature look!

Oh my goodness, Derek Zoolander is back (a little older and a little cheekier). Apparently, he and Stefon are old pals. Love this!



p.s. Haunted Synagogue?? Whaaat? That's funny stuff.

Is it just me

Or do Amanda Knox and Tom Cruise look eerily similar? Maybe it's just me. #doppleganger

Mitch Hedberg loves Uniball

This is amazing. Mitch Hedberg is one of my all time favorite comedians. What a stud.

Inspiration from Steve Jobs

Check out this awesome vid of Steve giving a commencement speech at Stanford.

Back for the Future

But they don't lace up by themselves! Laaaame.

History of Rap Part 2

Oh my lanta. This made my day. JT and JF and the Roots are at it again with another history of rap. Last year's was pretty phenomenal and this one doesn't disappoint either. Enjoy.

Niiiice Harry

Little perv.

That is not very Raven

13 Things you probably didn't know about Saved by the Bell! I had no idea that Raven went to Bayside. I wonder if her family was effected by the big oil spill... I should research that.

p.s. The title of this post is from a very funny Zach Galifianakis SNL episode. Pure gold.

Comedy Banter with Bert

Check out this interview with Andy Samberg and Bert. Very riveting stuff, people. Don'tcha just want to kiss Andy on the lips? No? Just me? Fine then.

Make Some Noise

My Beastie Boyz are at it again with the release of their new video "Make Some Noise". Too bad they're not in it.

More Tina

I'm pretty sure Tina is funnier than I am. Pretty darn sure.

The razor sleeps for no one

If Will is successful in getting Conan to shave his beautiful red manbeard, I will go into mourning.

Katie GaGa

Soooooooooooo I entered a contest. A Lady GaGa look-alike contest. The winner gets 2 tickets to her concert on Saturday and some other crap, too. I kinda want to win... so I need your help. Yes, I'm abusing my blog to get gain. So sue me. Then go vote for me. Rate me a 10, please. Rate me a 10 because I actually look like GaGa without even dressing up. It's a hard burden to bare and I should at least get to go to her concert free of charge, no? Also, rate me a 10 because I'm being modest. Thank you, that is all.

Zach on SNL

 Vanity Fair

Here's my favorite vids from Zach Galifainakis hosting SNL last week. He is such a gem.





Oh, and a classic "Between Two Ferns" just because it's the best talk show in history. Love you Zach!

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Bruce Willis from Bruce Willis