I love comedian Mike Birbiglia. He's on This American Life a lot and I think he is so weirdly funny. One of my favorite things that he says is:
"I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated. And they kinda keep it under wraps for a while, you know? Everything seems cool and about 2 months in she's like, "Maybe this weekend we could I'M CRAAAAAZY!!!!""
Sad but sometimes very true.
(btw here's the vid of this for your enjoyment)