Ho ho ho! Love, Bernard

I apologize. I must be in the most random mood today, because this video is hilarious to me. I seriously laughed outloud for 5 whole minutes after it was over. And then I needed to blog it. Who is this Asian girl and why can't I keep from staring at her?



By the way, Paper Heart looks like my kind of movie. I can't wait.

Ok, I may be giving myself away, but...

Why is Kristen Stewart's hair so dang UGLY??

I know it's for her other movie... but really though? That's what wigs are for. EW. And is she a total druggie? I have my suspicions...

Post-its

I ran out of my favorite kind of post-its just now and I felt so lost and forlorn. I cannot function here at work without them. You don't realize how much you love something until it's gone...

In honor of my most favorite posties, here are some cute vids:







Sorry for the lameness of this post today... at least it's something, eh?

I heart Gchat

Gmail chatting is the new rage and if you want to be hip - get a gmail account and add me as a friend and we can chat all the time!!

Even my brothers love it. They love it so much that they now video chat even though their offices are a foot apart. Oh the brotherly love.

3 Wolves Howling at the Moon

Ok this is the most amazing thing I think I've ever seen and every boy should buy this: Here's why:

This shirt is selling like hotcakes (I don't fully agree with this expression... I don't really love pancakes hotcakes... anything that will take away from the room in my belly for bacon and syrup.... But I'll use the phrase anyway because it's catchy and I do what I want) on Amazon.com right now. Like 1000 a day. Nuts, huh? Well, I think it's all because of this crazy influx of customer reviews. It all started with a review done by a man who may possibly be the funniest man on the planet. After reading his review, I want one of these magical shirts. Do NOT tell me that you are not convinced, too, after reading this:

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

Amazing, right? I know! Other reviewers have left their funny replies and follow-ups to this, but this one tops them all. LOVE. Some people have gone as far as making a spoof video about this amazing shirt and shirt review. So random!

So who's with me? Let's all get matching wolf shirts!

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UPDATE:

I witnessed this very last weekend, in the flesh, a woman wearing the 3 Wolf Moon shirt. And let me tell you - she absolutely SHOULD have been wearing it. How is this shirt just so amazingly white trash??

Album of the Day

I was in the mood for some Cardigans today... and I decided that the album Long Gone Before Daylight has got to be one of their all time best albums. I love it. Here is a bunch of tracks from the album for you to listen to with me today! It's not the complete album... sorry.

Oh, Bev. Happy Birthday.

To my mother who made this blog possible by birthing me. Thank you mom for all that you do. Dearest Maude (short for Madre... that's our thing you know. I come up with witty names for her and she answers to them. I think I called her 'Muth' short for mother for a few years. Maude is my favorite though, I think), you are so beautiful and so talented. Whether it's your garden, your house, or your own sassy style - I can always count on you to be totally hip and classy. You've taught me so much! Thank you thank you thank you for everything! I love you! And seriously... YOU DO NOT LOOK 60!!

Can we all just agree that this is the most sweetest little toddler picture ever??

Are you seeing that face? Sheesh, so cute.

Total babeness even at 14. She wins.

Kids everywhere.

While building our house. Look at her hair. Look at baby Aaron. That's all I'm gonna say.

Summer Reading Cont.

Book Review #2

A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini

Did you read Kite Runner? If you haven't yet, do it. I'm serious. It was amazing. I won't talk too much about that because I read that book a while ago. The book I just read is the next book that Khaled Hosseini wrote - A Thousand Splendid Suns. I really loved this book because it focused on the lives of women in Afganistan rather than the men. The story follows two women over a span of several years and portrayed what they have gone through in the last 30 years with leadership changes and violent war and what that meant to the way they lived on a day to day basis. Families were ripped apart through carnage and death... but no matter what situation they found themselves in - they could find love and family in the people that shared their circumstance. The book starts out kind of slow and for a bit you wonder where it could be going, but then it starts to pick up with emotional events that keep you totally involved. I loved this book and I absolutely recommend it.

Happy Fourth!

Do you love Crocs?

If so, you should buy these little gems:
And if you buy those, you certainly HAVE to buys these sexy jeans to wear with them:

If I ever hear that you people are wearing either of these things... I will find you, crash your bejeweled party, and I will beat you down.