I knew it. I knew it was just a matter of time before the product of my dreams was invented. I need it, right?
And I don't think it's an issue of being lazy. I really think this is the beginning of the the future (as portrayed in every futuristic film ever) where we all wear the exact same outfit for ease and convenience as we do super awesome future stuff. We'll just be too busy being awesome to worry about individuality...? Just walkin' around looking like a bunch of big babies. It's fine.
I'm gettin' one. In Hanky Pinky, of course.