People Person

This new Toyota Prius commercial is so disturbing. I'm going to have nightmares about giant people made of people for sure.

B.R. Lee

Praise for "Memoirs from a Napkin" written by a master of our time: B.R. Lee

"Riveting!" - New York Kitty Times

"I couldn't put it down until I got to page 69." - Jama Featherstone, Poet


"This novel made me want to "do the pterodactyl". So I did." - Frank Sinatra, Gentleman


Anticipation for B.R. Lee's upcoming novel, "Why did you look at me when you said that?" due out June 9, 2012. "It's going to be an expression of who I truly am as a man. I'll delve into the best things about me and about my character and the journey I've taken in this "whole new world". I believe this novella, just like my personality and my hair, will be slick."

Back for the Future

But they don't lace up by themselves! Laaaame.

The Employment

Work work work. This is an eery vid with humans in the place of everyday objects.

 

Screen Shots

Sometimes, things happen on my computer screen that are so rad or so weird, that I just have to share...

Are you on Spotify? Yeah, don't even worry about it.
My buddy, JBiebs invited me about a month ago. NBD.

This is JBiebs at the VMA's... nervous much? Darling.

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You know on gmail: the bottom banner where the intrusive subject appropriate ads show up? 

This line appeared. WTH? 

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I was on Facebook and since I am LDS, I definitely want to hear about the latest and greatest LDS artifacts! Super cool. I bought 3 of them.

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Another Facebook sidebar ad cluster - so appropriate to who I am and what I care about.

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Oh my goodness! I was so excited to get this friend request. 

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Oh, you need an engagement ring? Well guess what? Costco is your friend in the ring biz. 

Only 1 mil! What a deal. (Thanks, Ty Ty!)

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Not many of you can appreciate this last one because you might not know the boy, 

but my-oh-my I love when missionaries are creepin' on gchat. 

Pillow Fight

Oh my awesomeness.

Velcro Roofie Jogging

This is for real. And I get it. I totally get it.

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Lock Jaw

This frightens me.

Sad Stuff

Check out this blog that collects pictures of sad things found on the street. It's kind of random and depressing but a funny idea for a blog, I think

Katie GaGa

Soooooooooooo I entered a contest. A Lady GaGa look-alike contest. The winner gets 2 tickets to her concert on Saturday and some other crap, too. I kinda want to win... so I need your help. Yes, I'm abusing my blog to get gain. So sue me. Then go vote for me. Rate me a 10, please. Rate me a 10 because I actually look like GaGa without even dressing up. It's a hard burden to bare and I should at least get to go to her concert free of charge, no? Also, rate me a 10 because I'm being modest. Thank you, that is all.

Snow day

Look how sad my baby car was all night - in a cocoon of snow. Thanks for your help this morn, Dad! You're the best.

Here are some lovely snow music videos for you to enjoy on this slushy day.

I can't breathe

I dare you to have a good weekend after watching this.

I cry for the future

...if children like this will be the big names. I think I'd rather just go hide under a giant rock than wear anything she made thank you very much. First off, where is her mother? Second, why is she talking like that? And lastly, can I smack her? Would that be child abuse?

Harry POOtter

Yes, I'm blogging about Harry Potter. Get over it!!

Aren't these little comics amazing? Good work to Lucy.

Personal Pizza

I also love when I go to Plates and Palates and get take-out and they throw in extra forks and napkins... like I'm going to share my ginormous serving of pasta! Sad times.

Incredible

I really wanna meet this dad in real life. He stands outside his house every morning in a different costume and waves to his 15 year old son as he passes by on the bus ride to high school. What a cool guy!

Choose the right

No lie - I found this little gem posted on the CTR Facebook page:

Hue IQ

I loved this little test! I got a 12! I don't know how good that is. It says I can't see blues very well dangit. What was your score? Tell me!

Burrito Baby

This makes me slightly uncomfortable

and I'm not sure why, but it does. I kind of love it with all my heart! And I will say that Allen the lint dog is my favorite part.