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Somewhere Between Black & White...

2012-01-30T08:41:00.000-07:00

is love... and stuff.

I cannot wait for this movie to come out! Instant classic, I'm sure. Got MLK?

Nipple Twist... Reverse!

2012-01-18T09:00:00.000-07:00

Ok, let's get real. This new Napoleon Dynamite cartoon is the best thing that's ever happened to me (Thanks to my big sis, Kris, for showin' it to me. Thanks girrrrrl.). With all the original characters and guest stars like Amy Poehler, this show is gonna rock my world.

Imma share this little tidbit with you, but you have to watch the full first episode when you have 20 min to spare. So many funnies.

Brad Pitt Eating

2012-01-17T14:35:00.001-07:00

I could [and have] watch[ed] this all day long.

Post Potter

2012-01-16T13:33:00.001-07:00

This is for you, my little Chinese Marcus.

My girls

2012-01-16T13:08:00.000-07:00

Christmas Duets

2011-12-19T13:02:00.000-07:00

This is my new favorite Christmas album. I'm obsessed.

Men and Women Can't be Friends

2011-12-13T08:30:00.000-07:00

Nuh uh! (That's all I can say in defense of my boy friends.)

J Biebs is my stalker

2011-12-12T13:00:00.000-07:00

Weird that J Biebs is more obsessed with me than I am with him! Check out his love confessional to me.... It's just too bad that I have moral issues with cradle robbing. Dang those morals!

Most Offensive Picture in the World

2011-12-12T12:25:00.000-07:00

My eyes have melted clean outta my skull.

Vine Love

2011-11-16T13:00:00.000-07:00

This is so darling!

Marcel the Shell 2

2011-11-16T08:30:00.000-07:00

Cuuuuuuute! Why do I love this? I still like the first one better, but still, this is pretty darn cute.

Catvertising

2011-11-15T12:00:00.000-07:00

Cat videos are taking over the world. Either you're in or you're out.

Ellen in Twilight

2011-11-15T08:00:00.000-07:00

Ummmmm this is hilarious. I wish Ellen was in the movie, geez.

Hunger Games

2011-11-14T15:05:00.000-07:00

The trailer is finally out! It looks pretty cool. What is with Lenny Kravitz...? Super random.

I do

2011-11-14T14:00:00.000-07:00

Here's my future husband. He's everything I've been looking for. We're engaged.

Your Future Husband

Rad Rugby Mormon

2011-11-10T08:57:00.000-07:00

Way to go, buddy! I love this vid.

She poops at parties

2011-11-09T09:38:00.000-07:00

Thanks to my buddy, James, for sharing this awesome vid with me. Dis serious.

Dishwasher Dancing

2011-11-07T15:10:00.000-07:00

This kid dances just like my baby brother, Aaron! It's uncanny.

All for love #sting

2011-11-07T14:00:00.000-07:00

I don't know why, but it seems that everywhere I turn lately, I can't seem to get away from The 3 Musketeers. Have you seen the new movie? Terrible. To wash the bad taste from my mouth, I watched the old version - you know - the one with Jack Bauer. I was reminded why it's so much cooler than the new one: it had a music video/song made just for it! The best part about it? Sting. Yep. STING. Babe-a-lish.

Best parts of the video?

Rod Stewart is gross. Always has been, always will be.

I think Bryan and Rod have a man-crush on each other. What's with all the touching?

What is with the dinner scene with the wenches and the wine?? Awkward.

Sting's general attitude - his disdain for the whole situation. A paycheck is a paycheck, right? Watch for the part (at about 4:05) where Bryan Adams gets totally denied by Sting. He's so freakin' cool.

Friends on Friday

2011-10-21T10:09:00.000-06:00

Brandon Flowers is a Mormon

2011-10-18T09:00:00.000-06:00

... And it is darling. I love him more than ever. Thanks Asian Marcus.

Friends on Friday

2011-10-14T16:30:00.000-06:00

Better late than never (ha ha).

Avengers Trailer

2011-10-13T08:30:00.000-06:00

Ummmm please watch this and witness how beautiful Thor's hair is going to be in this movie. Can someone explain to me why Thor doesn't just blow all the other 'avengers' out of the water? He's a god. They are humans. What am I missing here?

Cold Coffee

2011-10-11T15:38:00.000-06:00

...Derek Zoolander's new signature look!

Oh my goodness, Derek Zoolander is back (a little older and a little cheekier). Apparently, he and Stefon are old pals. Love this!

p.s. Haunted Synagogue?? Whaaat? That's funny stuff.

People Person

2011-10-08T12:32:00.000-06:00

This new Toyota Prius commercial is so disturbing. I'm going to have nightmares about giant people made of people for sure.

Is it just me

2011-10-07T15:29:00.001-06:00

Or do Amanda Knox and Tom Cruise look eerily similar? Maybe it's just me. #doppleganger

Brad Pitt Cute

2011-10-07T14:03:00.002-06:00

How did they get this video of me? I've been articulate about boys from a young age, I guess.

Friends on Friday

2011-10-07T08:00:00.000-06:00

Mitch Hedberg loves Uniball

2011-10-06T15:07:00.000-06:00

This is amazing. Mitch Hedberg is one of my all time favorite comedians. What a stud.

Inspiration from Steve Jobs

2011-10-06T07:33:00.000-06:00

Check out this awesome vid of Steve giving a commencement speech at Stanford.

Someone Like You

2011-09-30T12:05:00.000-06:00

I'm obsessed with this (I'm sure you are, too. If you're not, you will be).

Llama Photo Bomb

2011-09-30T11:59:00.000-06:00

Speak now, llama, or forever hold your peace.

Friends on Friday

2011-09-30T10:47:00.003-06:00

KFC

2011-09-28T13:21:00.000-06:00

These people really know how to do it!

Pumped Up Kicks Dubstep Madness

2011-09-27T09:00:00.000-06:00

This seriously is so crazy cool.

And my favorite part is this comment on the youtube video:

Simple goals

2011-09-27T08:30:00.000-06:00

Friends on Friday

2011-09-23T09:10:00.000-06:00

I love you, Chandler Bing.

NOT Google Plus

2011-09-21T10:04:00.000-06:00

I already joined. Last year.

Did you see the new Facebook feed update? Google+ better step it up.

B.R. Lee

2011-09-19T12:00:00.000-06:00

Praise for "Memoirs from a Napkin" written by a master of our time: B.R. Lee

"Riveting!" - New York Kitty Times

"I couldn't put it down until I got to page 69." - Jama Featherstone, Poet

"This novel made me want to "do the pterodactyl". So I did." - Frank Sinatra, Gentleman

Anticipation for B.R. Lee's upcoming novel, "Why did you look at me when you said that?" due out June 9, 2012. "It's going to be an expression of who I truly am as a man. I'll delve into the best things about me and about my character and the journey I've taken in this "whole new world". I believe this novella, just like my personality and my hair, will be slick."

Friends on Friday

2011-09-16T09:38:00.001-06:00

I love him.

Moral of the Story

2011-09-13T14:00:00.000-06:00

... Is that I should speed? To save millions? Ok I will.

Adorbz Old People

2011-09-13T13:20:00.000-06:00

Oh my heck! They are so cuuuuuuuute.

It was me

2011-09-09T10:00:00.000-06:00

Just kidding! I didn't steal anyone's iPhone 5. But if I had, you better believe I'd never tell. I can't wait any longer!! I'm getting impatient.

Back for the Future

2011-09-09T09:10:00.000-06:00

But they don't lace up by themselves! Laaaame.

Friends on Friday

2011-09-09T08:59:00.000-06:00

Hey Girl

2011-09-08T09:30:00.000-06:00

Belle don't give a shhhhhh

I am so sorry about the swears, but this is hilarious! 'Bonjour' from Beauty and the Beast as sung by the guy from the Honey Badger vid.

I just love Puppy Pictures!!!

2011-09-06T10:19:00.000-06:00

Winds of CHANGE and winds of ANGER!!

Can we please just talk about how amazing the Harvard Sailing Team is? I seriously am in love with this video. Check out the bonus footage - it's pretty great, too.

This is X-Rated

2011-09-02T08:00:00.000-06:00

Kids say the darndest!

P.S. Who is that little hottie in the back seat? Is it? Could it be? Miranda in real life?

Friends on Friday Bonus!

2011-09-02T07:45:00.000-06:00

Poor Matt.

Friends on Friday

2011-09-02T07:00:00.000-06:00

Where's the Little Girl??

2011-09-01T07:30:00.000-06:00

Those good for nothin' punks...

Candy Andy

2011-08-31T15:30:00.000-06:00

My buddy, Andy, blogged this funny pic today. Head over to his place and enjoy his funny comments.

The Employment

2011-08-31T14:07:00.001-06:00

Work work work. This is an eery vid with humans in the place of everyday objects.

How to Focus

2011-08-30T14:05:00.000-06:00

This is helpful! I need to make this my desktop background.

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Screen Shots

2011-08-30T09:42:00.000-06:00

Sometimes, things happen on my computer screen that are so rad or so weird, that I just have to share...

Are you on Spotify? Yeah, don't even worry about it.
My buddy, JBiebs invited me about a month ago. NBD.

This is JBiebs at the VMA's... nervous much? Darling.

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You know on gmail: the bottom banner where the intrusive subject appropriate ads show up?

This line appeared. WTH?

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I was on Facebook and since I am LDS, I definitely want to hear about the latest and greatest LDS artifacts! Super cool. I bought 3 of them.

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Another Facebook sidebar ad cluster - so appropriate to who I am and what I care about.

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Oh my goodness! I was so excited to get this friend request.

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Oh, you need an engagement ring? Well guess what? Costco is your friend in the ring biz.

Only 1 mil! What a deal. (Thanks, Ty Ty!)

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Not many of you can appreciate this last one because you might not know the boy,

but my-oh-my I love when missionaries are creepin' on gchat.

Sneak Peek My Eye

2011-08-29T12:01:00.000-06:00

Did you see the Hunger Games Movie sneak peek on the VMA's last night? Neither did I. But I did look up the trailer first thing this morning only to be disappointed. LAAAAAAAME. I want more!

Zombie's Day Out

2011-08-26T09:34:00.000-06:00

Oh, how cute! The zombie is enjoying a beautiful day out walkin' around L.A.

Friends on Friday

2011-08-26T09:07:00.000-06:00

Pillow Fight

2011-08-25T07:03:00.000-06:00

Oh my awesomeness.

Creeeeper Kitties

2011-08-24T11:29:00.000-06:00

Speaking of kitties...

Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!

Feline Couture!

Needless to say, this freaks me out.

Air Swimmers

2011-08-24T08:30:00.000-06:00

Ummmm this is rad! Imma need it. I want one just so I can fly it around the neighborhood and scare kitties. Yep. That's all I'd do.

Mason's Bitter Heart

2011-08-23T15:10:00.000-06:00

Ohhhh my heart. I want to kiss him on the mouth. Well played, Mr. Jennings. This is the perfect song to kiss to.
So... let's?

Crap QWOP

2011-08-23T08:29:00.000-06:00

I'm actually really impressed that this guy got as far as he did! I suuuuuck at QWOP!

Saving face

2011-08-23T08:00:00.000-06:00

I really like his "saving" face. Bill Gates really knows how to live within his means.

Seize the Bad Romance

2011-08-22T12:32:00.000-06:00

Ummmm hello? This is amazing.

Potty Mouth

2011-08-22T08:28:00.000-06:00

I've probably watched the clip of Anderson Cooper laughing like 6x in a row now. Love him and his cute little giggles.

Oh hey

2011-08-21T14:36:00.000-06:00

I'm back. I like to stop blogging for a bit to see how many of you actually care. Ultimately, it's all about my ego. Well, I've had enough pestering from you little dears, that I decided to come back to you in full force! I honestly have been blind to anything pop culture or media or news for the last 3 weeks, so if there's stuff that I post that is old news to you, humor me, alright? Yay!

I don't generally blog personal stuff (because who cares and boooooooring), but we had a death in the family and I decided to take a little time off. Ok with you? Good.

Love you forever, Gabriel Randolph Hanson, you little turd. I miss you.

4/8/96 - 7/30/11

Friends on Friday

2011-08-19T10:09:00.000-06:00

Netflix Relief Fund

2011-07-29T11:24:00.000-06:00

This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to white people.

Netflix Relief Fund with Jason Alexander from Jason Alexander

p.s. What is with Jason's hair?? ew

What a Bro

2011-07-29T09:15:00.000-06:00

This guy is sooooooooooo cool. That's dedication - finishing up your 165kg bench press reps in the midst of a bombing. NBD.

Friends on Friday

2011-07-29T08:45:00.000-06:00

Steve Carell's Big Head

2011-07-28T11:55:00.002-06:00

He's so demanding! I love it.

***Update!! Thanks to Michelle, for looking up the Curly Sue reference. Good going, girl.

Friends on Friday

2011-07-22T09:18:00.001-06:00

Beastie Boy Barbies

2011-07-21T13:35:00.000-06:00

Whaaaaa I need all of these. Someone, quick! Buy them for me.

The Beastie Boys Don't Play No Game That I Can't Win ft. Santigold from Beastie Boys

Overheard at HP7

2011-07-21T10:55:00.001-06:00

Ha! This is great.

Chicky-Chicky Parm-Parm

2011-07-20T14:05:00.000-06:00

I do not watch Parks and Recreation. I hear it's funny, but there's just not enough time for more TV. I did, however, see one episode and it was pretty funny.

My favorite clip from it is of Tom, listing all his slang terms for normal everyday things. Loved it.

Apparently, Trader Joe's loved it, too...

History of Rap Part 2

2011-07-20T09:03:00.002-06:00

Oh my lanta. This made my day. JT and JF and the Roots are at it again with another history of rap. Last year's was pretty phenomenal and this one doesn't disappoint either. Enjoy.

More Kid History

2011-07-19T16:02:00.000-06:00

Remember my Kid History post? Well they have made more of them! The new ones have less of a story line, but they are still pretty funny. Here's my favorite new one:

Rad Mormons

2011-07-18T14:05:00.002-06:00

My darling friend, Elise, posted this on her FB the other day... Introducing me to this magical couple. I am now obsessed with this woman's blog.

If I wasn't proof enough that Mormons are the bee's knees - these people are further evidence that it's true. Thievery?? That's funny stuff right there.

I feel icky inside

2011-07-15T09:35:00.002-06:00

This Dutch scooter song video is really weirding me out! It all seems pretty important to this guy... you'd think his sexy wife would try and learn the chorus at least.

Friends on Friday

2011-07-15T08:28:00.001-06:00

Velcro Roofie Jogging

2011-07-14T14:12:00.002-06:00

This is for real. And I get it. I totally get it.

via

Niiiice Harry

2011-07-13T14:47:00.001-06:00

Little perv.

Fluffy

2011-07-12T14:30:00.001-06:00

You're welcome, Soph.

Pretty Ugly Girls

2011-07-11T15:32:00.001-06:00

Seriously, I'm scared a little bit. Enjoy...

Kitty hates Satan

2011-07-08T14:10:00.002-06:00

via

New State Lines

2011-07-08T13:30:00.000-06:00

According to the "Connected States of America".

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Friends on Friday

2011-07-08T09:56:00.000-06:00

Bride Bash

2011-07-07T15:58:00.000-06:00

A) How classy!
B) That's gonna bruise (something blue?).
C) The whole world saw up the bride's dress.
D) That groom don't care!

Sorry, but I had to

2011-07-06T15:11:00.001-06:00

This is sad, funny, and true.

via

And this one is for Aaron...

via

Woof vs. Meow

2011-07-05T15:37:00.003-06:00

I guess I'm a dog person...? I never knew.

via (go here for a bigger more readable version)

Lego Lovin'

2011-06-30T09:00:00.001-06:00

I have no idea why I loved this so much. Something about the fact that it's so awesome and at the same time, so stupid. Good combo?

Bad-A Bus

2011-06-29T08:57:00.001-06:00

This bus driver has a schedule to keep and he ain't lettin' nothin' stop him.

Someday Bieber

2011-06-28T09:36:00.001-06:00

Attention men: wear this cologne... and I'm yours. Period.

Brazilian Dodgeball

2011-06-28T08:35:00.005-06:00

For the 2016 Olympics - you better bring your 'A' game. Brazil is not kidding around.

Friends on Friday

2011-06-17T11:41:00.000-06:00

That is not very Raven

2011-06-10T15:47:00.000-06:00

13 Things you probably didn't know about Saved by the Bell! I had no idea that Raven went to Bayside. I wonder if her family was effected by the big oil spill... I should research that.

p.s. The title of this post is from a very funny Zach Galifianakis SNL episode. Pure gold.

Friends on Friday

2011-06-10T08:50:00.000-06:00

I want to hug every cat

2011-06-09T08:48:00.000-06:00

I feel ya girl. It's an emotional subject. Sooooo... anyone want to date this lovely lady? She will do great things.

Hey Tyler

2011-06-08T07:22:00.000-06:00

Yeah, you! You love Star Wars.